i love holby sometimes
To me, this screenshot is perfect.
“And even though the fairy godmother had tried her best to break the spell that skinny ginger witch had put on the annoying Scottish prince, she couldn’t.
The spell was too strong.
But this story has a happy ending, because the skinny ginger witch found out she was gonna have a baby. And she…
“So why not save yourself the trouble and…”
“Will you STOP!”
Handy.
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If i were you, i would like or reblog this post, because it just changed your life.
WHOA! OVERLOAD!
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River isn’t looking at the Silent.
River can’t remember the Silent.
So how does River know there’s even something back there?
Rory looks scared.
River shot a monster because her father was scared.
FEELS. ALL THE FEELS.
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River isn’t looking at the Silent.
River can’t remember the Silent.
So how does River know there’s even something back there?
Rory looks scared.
River shot a monster because her father was scared.
FEELS. ALL THE FEELS.
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This paper will come to be known as the greatest example of irony throughout all of eternity.
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“When Beethoven passed away, he was buried in a churchyard. A couple days later, the town drunk was walking through the cemetery and heard some strange noise coming from the area where Beethoven was buried. Terrified, the drunk ran and got the priest to come and listen to it. The priest bent close to the grave and heard some faint, unrecognizable music coming from the grave. Frightened, the priest ran and got the town magistrate. When the magistrate arrived, he bent his ear to the grave, listened for a moment, and said, “Ah, yes, that’s Beethoven’s Ninth Symphony, being played backwards.” He listened a while longer, and said, “There’s the Eighth Symphony, and it’s backwards, too. Most puzzling.” So the magistrate kept listening; “There’s the Seventh… the Sixth… the Fifth…” Suddenly the realization of what was happening dawned on the magistrate; he stood up and announced to the crowd that had gathered in the cemetery, “My fellow citizens, there’s nothing to worry about. It’s just Beethoven decomposing.”
oh my gosh
BEST JOKE.
THIS JOKE SHALL BE TOLD FOREVER
😂😂😂😂😂
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Emily Deschanel talking about her and David Boreanaz. (via marap)
That fandom moment when you don’t even have to make up the quotes.
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